Have you been naughty or nice? Let’s hope very naughty!

There is a lot of festive energy wafting through the cosmos this December with Venus in earthy Capricorn and Mars moving from Aquarius into romantic Pisces. Have you been naughty or nice? Let’s hope very naughty!

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries will find some sexy and titillating surprises at the office, along with some possible miscommunication that only serves to heighten the pleasure. But keep your assorted titillations close to your chest as your actions could become gist for the office gossip mill. Plan your escape as the holiday break approaches. Will you be travelling alone or with a co-worker?

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

The holiday season is perfect for a getaway, especially if you have found yourself spending too much time, effort and energy on your corporate ascent. It is time for a well-deserved break, Taurus. It will not only refresh your Outlook, but it will also prepare you for a holiday social whirlwind when you return. Gal pals want to get in on your act. Let them and take a front-row seat.

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis are hot numbers who can melt the snow and why not? You have extra reserves of energy to do what needs to be done to prepare for a festive holiday season – from parties to parties.  You not only know all of the right moves and have greater powers of persuasion to lure any lady into your lair. So spike the eggnog and hang the mistletoe. No not on your hat.

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

This is the time to settle down if you haven’t already, Cancer. If you are currently in a loving relationship, amp up the action and don’t be afraid of popping her fuse. If you are searching for a special someone, plan to travel to some out of the way, unique place. It needn’t be far. It just has to be different and maybe even slightly out of your comfort zone to get you all hot and bothered.

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Intrigue brews at the office when your Secret Santa gives you a g-string. A co-worker has more on her mind than your work skills. A slight brush at the copier or a gentle push at the elevator could heighten the sexual tension. Leos should take things slowly as any abrupt action could upend the workplace dynamic. Then work your considerable skills any way you want. Ahem.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Your social life is due for a big boost now. Accept all invitations and dance at as many holiday parties as your tush can accommodate, Virgo. You will not only expand your circle of platonic gal pals, one may even turn into a zesty lover girl with long term relationship possibilities. At very worst you will accumulate a bounty of girlfriends with benefits. Ho, ho, ho.

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Your holiday spirit knows no bounds. So be sure to include a large amount of end-of-year home entertaining with good bosom buddies and even some visiting family into any of your festive plans. Libras may need to spruce up their nest with a quick redecorating, decluttering or rearranging. Then you can trim your tree, hang your tinsel and deck your halls with Holly.

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

You certainly have the glib gift of gab this December, Scorpio. You can schmooze your ooze with any lady you want. That, coupled with more and more invitations to festive holiday events will place you in the epicentre of the A-lister social swirl. Will you use these opportunities to push for good gay works or for your own selfish sensual purposes? Hey, why not for both??

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Your months of careful fiscal planning can pay off now. Money comes to you almost unexpectedly and the timing could not be more perfect. Use your ample gotten gains to help family, gal pals and neighbours this holiday season. Sagittarians can think big and act beautifully when it comes to helping others in need. Think of yourself as a Santa’s helper… or just another merry elf.

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

You light up any holiday party you attend, Capricorn, as your charisma and charm hit new highs. You are not only eloquent but also compelling. What will you do with all of this glittering talent? Forget about sitting on Santa’s knee and telling all. Become a Dancer, Prancer, Vixen and Cupid and show the merrymakers how it is done with exquisite flair.

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

A mysterious lady has the hots for you, Aquarius. How will you be able to identify her? This holiday season may be a time of reappraisal – what are you looking for in a lover girl? What are your plans for the New Year? All can come together in a beautiful gift box if you can prioritize what and who is important to you. Then you can start exploring others’ gift boxes to see what is inside.

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Expand your circle of gal pals by reaching out to new groups, clubs or organizations this month. You are able to make a great first impression which will endear you to the movers and shakers who can make things happen for you in the coming months. So what are you waiting for, Guppie? Time and opportunity are fleeting. Hang your stocking with care at every hearth.