November Online Horoscope 2018

Expect a topsy turvy November as a boatload of planets toss us forward and back. Will Mars in romantic Pisces cushion our inevitable fall? Maybe it will help to be a pillow queen”¦

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries may feel especially frustrated by all of the things they think are being hidden from them. You are convinced that secrets are spreading out beyond your control, which may or may not be true. But know you have the grit to do what needs to be done to change the internal rhythm of life to your liking. Uncover the intentions of a certain lady to see if she is on the up and up. Then giddy up!

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Has your workplace been a bed of political intrigue recently? All of the assorted goings on might have impacted certain friendships both in and out of work. But you know that you can soothe any situation with your innate political savviness and strong personal relationships. It is time to reach out and touch someone. Or is it reach and touch someone who is out…?

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Girls just want to have fun but you may find that your festivities are interrupted by the tough demands of your career and the high expectations of those powerful few who are keeping their eye on you. No pressure Gemini! You have it in yourself to find the perfect balance between hard work and hard play. But try not to mix up the two! Uh oh…

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Adventure beckons, Cancer, and you must heed the siren call. But there may be some family members who want you to stay closer to home. How can you make sure that your travel itch is scratched while your hearth is stoked? A staycation might be one solution but if this is not enough, find ways to get out of your routine, energize your mind and escape your confines in more creative ways.

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses have the gift of gab now and can use their ample charisma to get whatever they want from whoever they want. So far so good. But then what? Don’t be lazy and waste your sexy personal oil by pouring it all over town. Figure out exactly who and what turns you on and set your sights on getting totally buzzed about it. Nothing succeeds like excess, Leo!

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Virgos are ready for a commitment but will your choice of partners get you where you want to go? Check yourself in the mirror and see if the signals you are sending out match the desires in your heart. Consistency, warmth and generosity will attract the fly girls like, well, flies. Before you know it you will have your choice of lovergrrls. Oh how to choose? How to choose?

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

The harder you work, the harder you work. Well, it may just seem that way, Libra. In fact there will be ways for you to tone down the toil, get better results for your efforts and ramp up the rewards. All you have to do is reach out and ask for help. Soon you will have a bevy of beautiful helping hands that will make light of heavy work. I wonder how heavy a deep massage is…?

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Expect some intrigue at any festive event now, Scorpio. Whatever is happening on the surface will belie what is really going on behind the scenes. There is sexual electricity aplenty and you may soon discover gossipy scuttle in the air. Oh notoriety! Your reputation gets hot and bothered and so do you. Serve your personal punch at every party and see who takes a sip. I hear that it is intoxicating.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Your social calendar fills up quickly now, Sagittarius, as people want you at every event and meeting. Your free time becomes tight so be sure that anything you commit to doing is something you enjoy and will benefit from. Otherwise you may find yourself wasting time and missing an opportunity to enjoy wonderful memories. Or is it mammaries …?

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Through recognition of your past efforts, you are now able to open up new doors of opportunity at work. So make your best play for power, Capricorn, and move and groove with the powerbrokers. Go for the gold ring, get what you deserve and change the corporate landscape. They say that it is lonely at the top but let’s prove the (jealous) sceptics wrong.

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Money figures more prominently in your life now. That means that you need to spend some time seeking out the right advisors and making more financial decisions to ensure your future prosperity. It will be possible to become a well-endowed benefactress, Aqueerus. Increase your net worth and share your largess with those ladies in need. Indeed!

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

You are a supernova with a gravitational force that attracts all types of women. Place yourself in the center of the action and make your best moves now, Guppie. Your considerable charm will get you into rarified circles of influence. Before you know it you will become the one to know and the one to make things happen. How big is big? Let’s. Just. See.

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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

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