Have you heard or said any of these lezzie comments?
Bonus points if you’ve said every single one of them.
- “Her boyfriend is so ugly!!”
- “You playing softball this year?”
- “I kinda of want to break up with her, but I love her dog.”
- “Do you like Tegan or Sara more?”
- “I would never bang your Ex.”
- “She was your Ex? Oops.”
- “I need more plaid.”
- “Is my wardrobe too lumber chic?”
- “Do you think she’s gay?”
- “Shannnnnne”
- “Blah blahblah Orange is the New Black”
- “Is it June 12th yet?”
- “So I met this girl on Tumblr…”
- “So I met this girl at the bar…”
- “She’s just different from all the other girls I’ve dated.”
- “We’re going on a road trip to celebrate our 5 week anniversary.”
- “We are gonna be together forever.”
- “I’m gonna ask her to marry me.”
- “We broke up, but we’re still totally friends.”
- “We’re just friends I swear! No feelings at all.”
- “Sooooo…I slept with my Ex.
- “I miss her. *sniffsniff* ”
- “Let’s save a stray kitten together?”
- “Guess what? We’re moving in together.”
- “Think she would mind if I dated her Ex?”
- “I’m out of hummus!”
- “Is this Vegan?”
- “Is this pussy Organic?”
- “I only eat veggie dogs.”
- “Where can I recycle this?”
- “Is Queen Latifa not out yet?”
- “No you can’t watch.”
- “Pass the diva cup?”
- “I’m thinking of trying out roller derby.”
- “Why would I be jealous? We broke up 2 years ago.
- “My Ex is crazy!”
- “I’m doing raw food this month”
- “She has a cat?…She’s perfect!”
- “Oh that girl, I’ve made out with her.”
- “Is Kristen Stewart out yet?”
- “I think we need to talk…”
- “Should we start sharing clothes?”
- “What do you wanna name our kids?”
- “Not that Ashley, the other one.”
- “Androgynous.”
- “I didn’t shave.”
- “Is this mullet too Joe Dirt?”
- “What. Is. She. Doing. Here?”
- “Matching septum piercings this weekend?”
- “Pride Cleanse?!”
So… how many did you get?
